Texas Drifter: Christmas Story One - Will Obama Murder Santa?

Library Entry # 754

Marshall’s Law Dateline –“Christmas Story One”, is first of two part series for the children even though “Christmas Story Two – History of The Manger” was published as prequel Entry # 753. Sometimes getting older is so confusing! Following writing exercise was written for adult children not young children.

Story Concept: Santa Claus’s legend suggests Santa does not leave presents for children who have been naughty; rather children who have been good. Obama knows that Santa’s Elves cannot produce enough toys for both good and bad children, but can barely produce enough toys for just good boys and girls.

Obama’s goal is to keep Santa from delivering toys to good boys and girls so as to not only destroy Santa’s reputation; but also deprive good children of their motives to be good. Obama’s secret objectives are to turn good boys and girls into bad girls and boys.

News Breaking Headlines – Santa Kidnapped by Obama – Rumors Suggest That Santa Is being “water boarded”, and Obama Seeks death penalty for Santa.

Child reporter asks Obama: Why are you so cruel to Santa, and why do you want to murder Santa?

Obama’s response: I ordered Homeland Security to kidnap, physically abuse, torture, and execute Santa Claus. Why, because when I was a spoiled, obnoxious, annoying, mean, evil little Marxist-fascist boy with a Nazi like personality; Santa never brought me presents.

Justice “Judas” Roberts of the Supreme Court will likely give me permission to sentence Santa to death. Why, because rumor has it that “Judas” Roberts hates Santa for the same reasons, I, your messiah President Obama hate Santa.

All Democrats and people in my Administration are Santa haters; you know why, we all believe that all children good and bad should get the same free presents even if many of the children have been very bad and do not deserve presents. Answer is simple, “We are all godless Marxist-fascist America haters.”

That is why we oppose Santa’s standards of rewarding only the deserving. Free toys for all, even if we have to steal the good children’s toys to share with children who are only naughty and never nice. That is the mandated message I got from voters in my 2012 super majority election.

As I am America’s political messiah, I will kill Santa this year, and that Christmas child next year. Ha, ha, ha, ha; seems that sometimes, no one can stop self-appointed “messiah Obama”.

News Breaking Headlines – Reports suggest “Conservatives for Free Santa” liberated Santa from undisclosed FEMA death camp. Good boys and girls are smiling not only across America, but also the world as Santa is thanks to conservatives; expected to make it to North Pole in time to deliver presents to good boys and girls.

Insider reports claim the “Conservatives for Free Santa” group raid, freed Santa from one of Obama’s FEMA death camps early this morning; in an operation that many are claiming was magical and almost mystical.

Other reports have surfaced that Vice-President Biden, Senate Leader Reid, Congress Representative Pelosi, unnamed Hollywood celebrities, and Obama Republicans also known as Republican establishment ruling class aristocrats like: McConnell, Cornyn, Boehner, McCarthy along with other Republican Tories; were seen attacking Santa’s Elves with baseball bats while singing “Long rule Obama”.

Reports also claim that Obama upon hearing the report of Santa’s escape started screaming: I will be the most dishonest, lying, deceitful, mean, cruel, evil messiah President the United States has ever had.

A news reporter asked a small boy what he thought about Obama hating Santa Claus responded: Who cares why that shrimp of a man Obama is such a loser? Santa will always live in our hearts no matter what shrimp Obama does. America’s children will deal with Obama after the first of year when we finish celebrating Christmas Child’s birthday. Until then as Santa always says Merry Christmas to all, even you Obama worshiping mainstream media propagandists.

This Texas Drifter writing exercise is “for the children’s” parents, to use over used phrase. Maybe if all the good boys and girls in America and in the world along with their parents, grandparents, and those who still believe in rewarding good behavior and not evil behavior; will send e-mails, send texts, write letters, and make phone calls to Obama. All these Christmas messages might get Obama to change his hard cold heart, and stop trying to murder Santa Claus?

Reader’s assignment question, did Texas Drifter “cross the line” with this writing exercise? Choices of answers are NO or NO. Of all Obama’s treacherous, evil, and some suggest treasonous deeds; messiah Obama as he likes to refer to himself will continue to cross all the lines so long as he tries to murder Santa Claus and continues to threaten Heaven’s Christmas Child.

Second Question: When Obama and Obama’s Republican allies plus conservative cult leaders acting like money lenders cast from the Temple, deny anything; they lie. TRUE or FALSE

Clues for above answers: America’s anti-Judeo-Christian Marxist-fascist Progressive Liberal Democrats will try, but should not be allowed to prevent teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and cultural principles on public property. Supporting examples include the following: bitter, world owes me, hate filled, America last activists, judges, and bureaucrats denying Christmas Mangers on public property.

Another clue, public school children prohibited from performing Christmas songs, plays, and other activities as historical lessons on public property. Factual distinction for all those bitter, “world owes us”, racists, hate filled, America last activists, judges, and bureaucrats: teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and principles is a totally different activity than trying to respect an establishment of religion. (Good reference source for this writing exercise is Google: All Right Magazine Texas Drifter America’s First Tradition.)

As far as all those mean spirited, bad, evil, bitter people trying to prevent teaching history of America’s traditions, values, and cultural principles; Texas Drifter might offer following declaration: Scrooge you, you unpatriotic embarrassments to all those grateful for Heaven’s blessings by being Americans. Some might think Texas Drifter’s declaration is mighty strong; I wonder if Heaven’s Son used politically correct language as he cast out the moneylenders from the Temple.

Two bonus assignments for reader: first, is the following TRUE or FALSE? Teaching Christmas history on public property is not trying to establish religion, while denying the teaching of Christmas as history on public property is trying to establish a religion with government as God.

Second, parents writing following letters “on behalf of” their small children to Mr. Obama, might help get “amnesty” for Santa: Dear Mr. Obama please do not murder Santa! TRUE or FALSE

Editor Marshall’s Note – “Texas Drifter: Christmas Story Two” has been already published as prequel; reference Marshall’s Law Texas Drifter Library # 753.

Refresher Courtesy Dateline – Reader should feel free to download Marshall’s Law Texas Drifter Library to their personal files; so long as downloads are not edited and or used for commercial purposes. One example, free holiday gifts for Reader to enjoy and distribute; from Texas Drifter and Editor Marshall - reference Library Entry # 732 – “Marketing Memo for Editor Marshall” and M.LT.D. Library Index Entry # 579A.