Library Entry # 663
Marshall’s Law Dateline – Mr. Bill Z. Bub would like to thank Marshall’s Law Texas Drifter Library for offering “both sides” the opportunity to send following “open letter” which is recycled fourteen year old “NAVC Press Release” to President Obama.
Dear President Obama
NAVC members are excited about your recent efforts to make our work environments safer with more gun control legislation. Not every political leader has political courage to make our work environments and communities safer by keeping guns away form trigger happy Republicans, and Tea Party members.
NAVC members are enthused with your recent alliance between your Marxist-fascists and corporate fascist Republican establishment ruling class aristocrats like McConnell and Boehner.
Again NAVC members are looking forward to your era of transforming America by compromise and poll driven legislation.
Back to your legislation which benefits NAVC members; keep up your efforts to abolish America’s Second Amendment, as that has been unholy nightmare for NAVC members. Also, keep trying to emasculate NRA (National Rifle Association) as that organization has been on wrong side of my future history and continues to represent trigger happy Americans.
NAVC members are counting on you to enact legislation that requires all residences, businesses, and public facilities like military base to display one of following signs
1. Gun Owners Premises / Unsafe Environment for NAVC Members
2. Gun Free Zone / Safe Environment for NAVC Members
President Obama you serve NAVC well by continuing to use mainstream media to remind Americans to never forget NAVC members have families too. Appreciate your efforts to show compassion to NAVC members who are injured just doing what they do.
Side note, your brothers in political attitudes: Stalin, Hitler, Mao, and Castro are starting to worry you might have more perks upon returning to my eternal paradise. Also, tell McConnell, Boehner, and your other Republican allies that I will always have room for them too in eternity’s second oldest utopian paradise.
Never forget President Obama that NAVC (National Association of Violent Criminals) sole purpose is to promote and create safer crime scenes for murderers; robbers; kidnappers; rapists; child pornographers; drug dealers; drug induce crazies; Islamic-fascist terrorists; and too many others to name.
NAVC goals also serve Presidents seeking to become wanton tyrants who are willing to utilize undisciplined cruelty which involves malicious merciless inhumane behavior without limitations. You did well with your Obama Care. Your observation that Americans are too stupid to remain free was inspiration from your mentor – me.
Need to let you get back to transforming America on my behalf.
Your special admirer
Bill Z. Bub [Editor Marshall’s note – correct spelling Beelzebub]
End of fair and balanced submission by Bill Z Bub
Assignment question, definition of satire is literary work holding up human vices to ridicule or scorn. One example includes exposing Obama’s total lack of any virtues, plus absence of any personal trait resembling integrity; believe concept is evil among us in U.S. Only one real answer: TRUE not FALSE
Bonus question, Texas Drifter (A) understands meaning of satire, or (B) suffers from part time dementia?
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